I never Was

I Never Was

I never was a Bauder or a Beurling,
I never was a hero or a king,
I never was a Patton or Westmorland
All I've ever been is just an ordinary being.

I never went to school at Harvard
I never went to school at Yale.
I never went to school at Clemson
Instead my Alumni is a hen...

I never was a rich man
I never owned a yacht
I never owned a mansion
Damn that's saying a lot.

I never was a rock Starr or famous
I never met Demri and Layne
I never amounted to anything
Boy isn't that an effing shame

I never was good at relationships and marriage
I never was good at being prepared
I never was able to save any money
Which left me unbelievably scared

I was never good at anything
I was never good at one thing
I was never listened to
Pretty much I was unseen


I never was!